Kaluza Klassic

Golfer Edition · Tap a card

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Core Rules

  • 1 Drink = one mouthful / one finger.
  • 1 Shot = one full shot (min 20% alcohol).
  • Any player who hasn't used their card before the round ends must do one of: 10 push-ups, £3 fine, or a post-match 30-second press conference.
  • Cards can't be used on completed actions — e.g. no VAR on someone who's already taken the shot.

🚫 No Double Shot Stacking

  • A player can't be forced to take more than 1 Shot from card effects within 30 minutes.

🍻 Spirit of the Game

  • It's for banter, stories and memories — not to get anyone excessively drunk or uncomfortable.
  • Don't repeatedly target one player.
  • Use common sense. Players not present (toilet, smoking outside) are ignored, not punished.
⏱️ Round times may change — confirm on the day.

Round Times

1
Thursday
Until 6:00pm
2
Once dealt
Until midnight
3
Friday
Until 6:00pm
4
Once dealt
Until midnight
5
Saturday
Until 3:00pm
6
Once dealt
Until 9:00pm
7
Once dealt
Until midnight
8
TDC
To be determined

🪑 The Bench — Inactive Status

Declare yourself "On The Bench" any time if: too intoxicated · no longer drinking alcohol · on soft drinks · just socialising. This decision cannot be challenged. Pay the fine immediately instead of the alcohol punishment.

Bench Fines

  • 1 Drink = £1
  • 1 Shot = £5
  • Finish Your Drink = £3

Still Applies On The Bench

  • Buying drinks & financial punishments still apply.
  • You may still play your card.
  • You still receive rules, restrictions & non-alcohol punishments.